Books

Remember that story that shaped you as a child, that made you believe you could become anything, do everything, be anyone? Now imagine a world without story. A place where narrative is delivered only by YouTube commentators, where gaming replaces reading, where binge watching eliminates books. Imagine a child growing up in this world where all the media they receive is pre-programmed without their input.

Now put a book in that child’s hand. They can explore the peak of Mount Everest, the wonders of the rain forest, the oddities of a sci-fi universe, or a fantasy world that doesn’t exist. They can discover new friends who will become a part of their lives forever. Through their imagination, that story will shape them, even impact their identity, as only a book can.

There is a great competition in today’s world for our time and attention. What I’m offering is a way to re-engage a child’s mind with stories where everyday kids become heroes, realistic fiction that questions reality. What I offer are books to remind adults what it means to be childlike. To remember when life was simpler, and they could escape in the pages of a great story.

JME Books are perfect for readers ages 8 to 108. The speculative fiction line includes fantasy, science fiction, and horror plus short stories in nearly every genre. Many are award-winning and reader’s favorites. You can find YOUR new favorite in paperback, e-book, and audiobook through Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble, Walmart or SHOP NOW for signed books!

METAL MOUTH: Lightning Can Strike Twice

What if one moment changed everything?

Mahlorie hates her braces. And who cares what she looks like anyway? Her parents sure do. Dad, a travelling magician, and Mom, a famous erotica author, constantly harp on the importance of appearance. But when Mal has a near-death experience and can suddenly hear a boy’s voice in her head, life takes a turn for the weird. He can hear her too. How did her braces become transmitters? And who is this boy she just might be falling in love with?

“A tale presents troubled adolescence and romance through the eyes of a remarkable teen protagonist.” –A Kirkus Editor’s Choice, April 2020


DREADLANDS: Wolf Moon

What if grandmother was the wolf?

You’ve heard the story of Little Red. But what if you heard wrong? What if the sweet grandmother was actually the wolf, a shifter, from a centuries-old prophecy, bent on destroying this world? In the first book of an epic fantasy series, a brother and sister face monsters and Norse lore in a Viking society. They soon discover the truth of the wolves hunting them, as family secrets unravel and their destiny is revealed.

“Dreadlands weaves Viking lore, animalistic-shape-shifting (wolves), and coming-of-age adventure into a fantasy epic.” –Kirkus Reviews, 4 out of 5 stars


CLIFTON CHASE and the Arrow of Light

Magic can be wrong. History longs to be told.

There were 686 other middle schoolers it could’ve chosen, if you didn’t count Clifton. The Arrow of Light appeared in his closet then whisked him away to a far-off land, where a dwarf and magical bird led him to two princes locked in Drofflic Tower. He knew he was brought to the past to protect the future. But why did the Arrow of Light choose him?

“Clifton Chase” belongs on your bookshelf – young or old – right along with Tolkien and Grimm.” –5 Star Review.

*Kid Lit Top Ten Pick & Just Read, Florida, Summer Reading List Novel


THE DREDGE

Sean Marrok is dying.

He thought he had his whole life ahead of him–now he has less than thirty minutes. With the Regime on his heels, a missing mother, and a beautiful girl who may have learned his darkest secret, Marrok faces problems at every turn. His only salvation may be the woman who stole Marrok’s freedom three days ago. But can she be trusted?

 “Jaimie Engle brings “The Dredge” to an exciting, unexpected, and ultimately satisfying ending.” –Julie Rew, Editor Third Flatiron Anthologies

*Honorable Mentions L. Ron Hubbard Writer’s of the Future Award


Grab all four novels at a discounted rate, and save on shipping HERE!


THE TOILET PAPERS, Jr.

Spooky stories & silly poems for kids.

This book was going to be like all bathroom books. Keeping you occupied while…you know…doing your business. What no one saw coming were kids staying to read. No one was leaving the john! Jaimie Engle conjures silly tales and spooky poems that grow longer as you go longer, from 50 words to over 5,000 words.

“My son hates to read…. absolutely hates it. He finished this book in 2 days.” –5-Star Review


THE TOILET PAPERS: Places to Go, While you Go

Short-story collection of horror, humor, historical fiction, sci-fi & fantasy.

Have you ever noticed that reading a book on the toilet takes forever? Wouldn’t it be nice to have stories suited to your specific potty needs? From the mind of critically acclaimed author, Jaimie Engle, comes The Toilet Papers: Places to go, while you Go. This collection of short stories ranges from 50 words to more than 50 pages.

–Endorsed by the Fine Folks at Squatty Potty.


Buy both and save! Click HERE to grab the set (because you always need extra TP).


WRITE A BOOK THAT DOESN’T SUCK

A no-nonsense guide to writing epic fiction.

Your Book Might Suck…But it doesn’t have to. You are an awesome writer with an incredible fiction story the world needs to experience. But your book… well, it kind of sucks. So let’s fix that. I guarantee you will find tricks and treats you’ve never heard or read before in any other writing book. If not, let me know and I’ll refund your money.

“…well-balanced and thoughtful.” –Publisher’s Weekly Book Life Prize for Non-Fiction, 2020

HOW TO PUBLISH YOUR BOOK

A short, step-by-step guide to publish your book from cover to cover.

Indie publishing is easier than you think! In this super quick, super concise, step-by-step guide, you’ll learn what you need to know to get your book ready and into the online marketplace. Copyrights, ISBNs, formatting, uploading, and bar codes, plus more presented by award-winning author of seven indie published books, Jaimie Engle. Why give away your profits? Learn “how to fish” for yourself in this book!

“Concise, comprehensive, and clear. This author knows her stuff!” –5-Star Review


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Trailer: The Toilet Papers
Trailer: Clifton Chase and the Arrow of Light

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